he tries to be professional. poor guy…..I would give her a little honk and smile and then say hey your having a wardrobe malfunction.
They are in our movies, our TV shows, our video games, on YouTube ingrained in our culture so deep they have Become as American as apple Pie, and base ball. however, until you actually go to a strip Club you’ll never Know what your missing. You can’t put an image on the silver screen that lets you feel what a man at a strip club feels like, there is no way to portray the some times cheep sometimes expensive perfume of a stripper shaking you down for that extra Buck, Pound, Yen, or Euro. you’ll never know what it feels like to be left with fragrant sparkles all over your face and clothes. That rush of adrenaline you get when you know your being bad because the stripper just broke the “no touching” rule for you yet none of your friends the fake connection you get when you realize the hottest stripper there has chosen a set of songs that are your favorite music of the last 20 years, or being invited back to the dressing room to hang out because your connected. there are a lot of things you won’t know about if you never go to a good Strip club. There are certain things you need to know about strip clubs before you go.
1. just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it’s a good strip club
2. Never Pay for your own Lap Dance. Let your friends pay for you, you’ll seem less desperate and you’ll eventually get more from the strippers when you do.
3. Never let it rain money, make the strippers work for those tips, if you blow your wad, they will leave you like a used condom (full of cum and gross to touch)
4. Never give your phone number to a stripper. all that will do is get you in trouble. the last thing you need is a desperate whore looking for a few bucks in-between gigs Calling at all hours of the night (always the inconvenient ones).
please excuse the typo’s my editors on vacation
written by Djeph Boaz